Spray Tan: There’s a whole slew of things grownups told me back in the day that I never expected would actually come true. You know, those “adults” tend to spin large webs of what we youngsters assume are lies — they just want to control us, right? For example, I never believed I would actually […]
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I took a quick jaunt to Philly for a seder at my grandmother’s on Wednesday night, hitching a ride with my dad who’d had a meeting in Brooklyn that afternoon. It was greaaaaaaaaaat. So in the spirit of Passover, let’s discuss how we can let my people glow. And in this case, my people are […]



